Why does this happen to me all the time? It's always a man who thinks he's Big Daddy Kane and just as smooth as you please, ready to wine and dine me. LOL It truly never fails.
Fake Pimp: Hey baby. How you doing tonight?
Me: I am well. Thank you. *walking past him*
Fake Pimp: Aye, you got a cigarette I can buy off of you.
Me, Trying Not to Roll My Eyes: No. I don't smoke.
Fake Pimp: Well good for you! You don't look like the type to smoke. Shoooot, as fine as you are. Hmm...girl, you fine.
Disgusted, Speed Walking Me: Thank you. *walking away rolling my eyes*
If I don't look like the type that smokes, why is he talking to me?
LoL!! I love this. I hate "Big Daddy Kane fake pimps" too. It's like just leave me alone sir. Please. Appreciate the compliment, don't appreciate you. LoL!
ReplyDeleteoh thats great!
ReplyDeletei was walking in the mall the other day, when these dudes who were working at the mall were flirting with me, i just kept on walking.... well i went back the next week and one of the guys as the same business sternly told me "not to run in the mall" i had been walking just under what you could call running, and, thinking that this guy was still trying to flirt with me, I looked the other way and said with a toss of the head, "yeah, WHAT EVER!" as i walked away, my friend was like, Kelly, he wasn't kidding.... boy was that embarrassing!