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Convo w/ Stranger in Walmart Parking Lot

Why does this happen to me all the time? It's always a man who thinks he's Big Daddy Kane and just as smooth as you please, ready to wine and dine me. LOL It truly never fails.

Fake Pimp: Hey baby. How you doing tonight?
Me: I am well. Thank you. *walking past him*
Fake Pimp: Aye, you got a cigarette I can buy off of you.
Me, Trying Not to Roll My Eyes: No. I don't smoke.
Fake Pimp: Well good for you! You don't look like the type to smoke. Shoooot, as fine as you are. Hmm...girl, you fine.
Disgusted, Speed Walking Me: Thank you. *walking away rolling my eyes*


If I don't look like the type that smokes, why is he talking to me?

2 comments:

  1. LoL!! I love this. I hate "Big Daddy Kane fake pimps" too. It's like just leave me alone sir. Please. Appreciate the compliment, don't appreciate you. LoL!

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  2. oh thats great!
    i was walking in the mall the other day, when these dudes who were working at the mall were flirting with me, i just kept on walking.... well i went back the next week and one of the guys as the same business sternly told me "not to run in the mall" i had been walking just under what you could call running, and, thinking that this guy was still trying to flirt with me, I looked the other way and said with a toss of the head, "yeah, WHAT EVER!" as i walked away, my friend was like, Kelly, he wasn't kidding.... boy was that embarrassing!

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