711 Clerk: $7.43 please
Me: Ok here's 7 and I think I have 43 cents. One sec...*frantically searching bottom of black hole pocketbook*
711: Are you always smelling like this?
Me *looking up into his face for clarity b/c I can't believe what I just heard* ...I'm sorry, am I always...what?
711: Smelling. Are you always smelling like this?
Me *combing my brain to remember what I cooked for dinner while trying to remain cool and uneffected*: I...ummm..I...what do I smell like? WhaT?!?
711 Clerk: No ma'am. SMILE!! *flashes Kool-Aid smlie* Are you always SMILING like this?
Me: OOOOH! Smile! Well yes, I usually am.
711 Clerk: Is pretty to see this. Thank you. Have a good night.
LOLOL Chiiiiiile! Talk about communication barrier and breakdown. I'm so glad I didn't act out and show my derrière. Could you imagine? Geeze...
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