O: I like your outfit. You look nice.
Me *Flattered*: Thanks Om!
O: Welcome. You look regular today. (Selah...)
Me *Squinting and Confused*:......Rrregular???
O: Yeah, you look regular. Like a normal person. (That is an exact quote)
Me *Flattered*: Thanks Om!
O: Welcome. You look regular today. (Selah...)
Me *Squinting and Confused*:......Rrregular???
O: Yeah, you look regular. Like a normal person. (That is an exact quote)
Me *Mentally searchin' for my machete*: Ex-cuh-yuse me??!! Ok so if today, I like "like a normal person", how do I usually look?
O: *Not realizing he should be heading for cover and dialing 911*: You know, all different. Not like everybody else. All Sex-In-The-City-New-York-ish. Not like a regular everyday person.
Me *Throwing the machete back in the trunk and simmering down at the thought of Carrie's outfit in the first scene of The Movie. LOVE LOVE LOVE the white flower! NEED NEED NEED the white flower!!*: What!! Is there something wrong with that?
O: *Oblivious to his near death experience*: No, you just don't look like you fit it with everyone else. You know, like goth people. When you see them, they don't look like they fit in. You usually stand out like that.
Me *Still squinting because I don't know what to make of this*: Oh, ok...
Ok so you tell me. Is this comparable?
VS. 
VS. 
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Verdict: O needs an eye doctor appointment and a thesaurus...
O: *Not realizing he should be heading for cover and dialing 911*: You know, all different. Not like everybody else. All Sex-In-The-City-New-York-ish. Not like a regular everyday person.
Me *Throwing the machete back in the trunk and simmering down at the thought of Carrie's outfit in the first scene of The Movie. LOVE LOVE LOVE the white flower! NEED NEED NEED the white flower!!*: What!! Is there something wrong with that?
O: *Oblivious to his near death experience*: No, you just don't look like you fit it with everyone else. You know, like goth people. When you see them, they don't look like they fit in. You usually stand out like that.
Me *Still squinting because I don't know what to make of this*: Oh, ok...
Ok so you tell me. Is this comparable?
VS. VS. VS. Verdict: O needs an eye doctor appointment and a thesaurus...
I think it was guy language for you look good. One of those guy compliments that only the male species understands.
ReplyDeletelol @ amy. I totally agree. He tried his best. I wish mine could get that close. Ha, ha ha...
ReplyDeleteLOL I say you make the eye doctor appointment for him!!
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