SPECIAL NOTE 4/19/11: Wow!!! I've received tons of love via email and twitter/fb messages. Remember that you can comment on each post. Feel free to leave your thoughts here as well. xoxo
As much as I abhor utilizing them, I pride myself on my ability to get into and out of a public bathroom w/o touching a single thing with my hands. A
ninja, if you please. Yeah, it's difficult when others are in the ladies' room as well. But I think risking a bit of embarrsement and a achey muscle from turning on the water with the heel of my shoe is worth it. Would you prefer an odd look from a stranger that you will never see again or MRSA on your fingertips that will flair up every couple months? Prioritize.
I have never doubted God's existence or His love for me but when I see things like the
Toepener™, it's just a lil reminder that He knows I'm a weirdo and He loves me just the same.
an elliptical machine so very, very badly. I love it. Give me my "workout" playlist, a liter of water and 90 minutes and I'm on the highway to heaven. Some people claim that it hurts their knees or they can't get the coordination down. But baaaby! I'm a pro. If I had one in my home, I wouldn't "need" much else.
OMG Did I ever tell you about this dude I was dating that turned out to be a bit of a
one-upper? Yeah, we were talking about our workouts and I mentioned that I rock the elliptical. His response: Oh yeah, my mother has an "
epileptic machine" in her basement? HAAAAA!!!!!!! But I didn't laugh - best performance of my life. Oscar worthy. I just said "oh really? That's nice". SMH Freakin moron...
