Hello. W-w-wait! Just hear me out. Please?
I messed up. I birthed you then abandoned you. I admit it to you and to myself.
I am an unfit blogger.
But I left you with Dillian!! DILLIAN!! If I was ever abandoned, I'd rather be left alone, naked, hungry and cold...WITH Dillian to bring me joy, comfort and hope.
Ok, I do not promise to never do it again. I do not promise to spend time with you everyday.I DO, however, promise that if I ever leave you again, I will leave you with one of Dillian's sisters or one of her many hot cousins.
So...do you forgive me?
WWJD? (LMBO)
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