an elliptical machine so very, very badly. I love it. Give me my "workout" playlist, a liter of water and 90 minutes and I'm on the highway to heaven. Some people claim that it hurts their knees or they can't get the coordination down. But baaaby! I'm a pro. If I had one in my home, I wouldn't "need" much else.
OMG Did I ever tell you about this dude I was dating that turned out to be a bit of a one-upper? Yeah, we were talking about our workouts and I mentioned that I rock the elliptical. His response: Oh yeah, my mother has an "epileptic machine" in her basement? HAAAAA!!!!!!! But I didn't laugh - best performance of my life. Oscar worthy. I just said "oh really? That's nice". SMH Freakin moron...
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