As much as I abhor utilizing them, I pride myself on my ability to get into and out of a public bathroom w/o touching a single thing with my hands. A ninja, if you please. Yeah, it's difficult when others are in the ladies' room as well. But I think risking a bit of embarrsement and a achey muscle from turning on the water with the heel of my shoe is worth it. Would you prefer an odd look from a stranger that you will never see again or MRSA on your fingertips that will flair up every couple months? Prioritize.
I have never doubted God's existence or His love for me but when I see things like the Toepener™, it's just a lil reminder that He knows I'm a weirdo and He loves me just the same.
My fellow ninjas call me Yasu Star. What is your ninja name?
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