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SPECIAL NOTE 4/19/11: Wow!!! I've received tons of love via email and twitter/fb messages.  Remember that you can comment on each post. Feel free to leave your thoughts here as well. xoxo

Dear Baby Phat...


UNACCEPTABLE!


This...garment is inhumane, humiliating and nauseating.

You are guilty of assault with a deadly weapon.
You do NOT specialize is Plus Size clothing, therefore, you do NOT realize that this polyester/Lycra/rayon/sateen blend must NOT come in contact with a plus sized body. In the rare case that this blend of fabrics is permissible, such fabric should NEVER be shirred.

Upon sight of this garment, "Baby Phat" translates into "Plain Ol' Fat".

Your efforts are NOT appreciated.

Seriously, Kimora? A hot pink stripe? For Pete's sake...

Your apology to Macy*s, its customers and my opthamologist MUST be hand-delivered.

This garment MUST be discontinued. The remaining unsold garments must be burned and buried at a secret location in Mongolia. I will strike the first match.
God will always forgive you, as long as you ask.

2 comments:

  1. I totally agree! What the world is that!!!! it looks like...like a hot mess!!!!!!!!!

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